Spice Up Your Life

There were two events that made me a better cook.

The first was when Kelly informed me, “The Doctor says I’m Lactose Intolerant.”

The second was when her mom, who lived with us at the time, said, “The Doctor says I can’t have salt.”

After my grumbling about Doctors was over, I realized I had to find ways to cook even the simplest of recipes without either dairy or salt. Easier said than done since everything I knew how to cook included one or usually both of those.

What this forced me to do, however, was broaden my horizons where spices are concerned.

online spices

Here's a few of our Spices

I began a weekly process of taking a few minutes standing in front of the spice rack at the grocery store. I would read each name and found that there were many, many spices I had never heard of or, if I had heard of them, didn’t know anything about. One week, I grabbed a jar of Ground Chipotle. I made it my mission to include it one of my meals that week. And everyone loved it. So, the next week, I bought a jar of a different spice and found a recipe for that.

Before I knew it, my spice cabinet grew one jar at a time from one shelf next to the stove to two. Then, the whole cabinet.

Then, the cabinet above the stove.

Then, the cabinet next to the fridge.

The key, of course, is not to just use the spice once and forget about it but to learn about it, find out what other spices it enhances and to incorporate it into any number of new dishes. I started making my own salad dressings. I started making different flavored butters. I developed my own BBQ Sauce that uses no less than 15 different spices, 2 sugars and three different vinegars (oh yeah, vinegars are another whole blog post and we won’t even mention all the different kinds of oil).

There is nothing more satisfying than reading a recipe that may be a little complicated and going to my spice rack (or one of them anyway) and pulling every spice they ask for out and being familiar with it. Funny enough, I also realized that when I used the spices they called for instead of substituting because I didn’t have the right ones the dishes actually tasted like what I expected them to.

I have found that there is a huge difference in a dish if you use White Pepper instead of Black Pepper or Black Pepper instead of Fresh Ground Black Pepper. I learned that if I want to add a little smoky flavor to a dish I can use smoked paprika instead of regular paprika. I spend a lot of time reading about Spices and probably even more time experimenting and then watching Kelly as she takes her first bite to gauge her reaction.

One other advantage I just found last week was when Kelly and I decided to have tacos. While trying to decide which one of the 273 different packets of Taco Seasoning at our local grocery store would make our tacos taste the best, I thought, “Maybe I should check the numbers.” While reading the Nutrition Info on the back I was amazed to realize that using pre-packaged Taco Seasoning adds anywhere from 10 – 20 calories per serving to your tacos.

So you know what I did.

I went home, grabbed a bunch of spices and made my own No Calorie Taco Seasoning by not using sugar. And nobody could tell the difference.

Here’s what I used:

  • 2 Tsp Hot Chili Powder
  • 2 Tsp Smoked Paprika
  • 2 Tsp Ground Cumin
  • 1 Tsp Ground Chipotle
  • 1 Tsp Garlic Salt
  • 1 Tsp Black Pepper
  • ½ Tsp Ground Coriander
  • ½ Tsp Kosher Salt

Even though trying to cook for two people who had special requirements sort of started out as a chore, I feel it has made cooking much more fun in the end. The next time you taste something and think to yourself, “Hmmm… it needs something.” Instead of grabbing for the salt or pepper shaker, open your ever-growing spice cabinet and spice it up!

Dear Bacon, Would You Marry Me?

Scott and Tammy are very good friends of ours.

We get together with them quite often, everything from taking dance classes together to weekend dinners at each other’s houses. We have quite a bit in common. Or more accurately, Scott and I have a bunch in common and Tammy and Kelly have a bunch in common which makes for a real big bunch in common between the four of us.

Examples:

  • Scott and I both moved here from Chicago to be with our respective partner
  • Tammy and Kelly have been friends since “way back” and even decided one night on a whim to take their Master’s Degree Courses together “for something to do”
  • The only guy I know who enjoys cooking as much as I do is Scott
  • The only woman I know who enjoys eating her boyfriend’s cooking as much as Kelly does is Tammy

At Spring Break this year the two of them went to Florida and Tammy came home with a big rock on her ring finger and Scott came home with a shit-eating grin on his face. Next thing I know, we have a room booked upstate for the first weekend in October and Kelly is working on one-liners to act as the Emcee for the Reception and I am helping plan the menu for that night’s meal.

When Scott first asked me about appetizer ideas, I immediately thought of one that I’ve had numerous times. Bacon-wrapped Dates. But a while ago I was watching Chef Anne Burrell on the Food Network and she added an amazing little twist to the popular appetizer. After trying it, I realized once again why she is my favorite cooking personality.

I have simplified her recipe a bit, but only for ease of finding ingredients. Here is all you need:

Pitted Dates, Asiago Cheese and Bacon

She calls for Manchego Cheese and I do think it is better than Asiago for this dish so use that if you can find it.

Start by slicing the dates halfway through.

 

Slice your cheese into nice little 1 inch blocks that will fit into the dates.

Stuff a piece of cheese into each one.

Slice your bacon in half and wrap each date in a nice little bacony blanket. Secure with a toothpick that goes through the bacon, both halves of the date and the cheese to hold everything tight. Place a piece of parchment paper on a baking sheet and line them all up.

Bake at between 400 degrees and 450 degrees depending on how thick your bacon is. I have found that the thinner the bacon, the crispier it gets and crispy always equals tasty.

Remove from the oven after about 10 – 15 minutes when the bacon is good and browned. Chef Anne brushes with Maple Syrup halfway through and then finishes baking. I like them a little more salty than sweet but you can try it both ways.

However you do it, you end up with a great appetizer that is has a built in serving utensil and smells like a little slice of Heaven.

Believe me, For Scott and Tammy’s special day I wouldn’t bring anything but my A-Game and this little treat is as unbelievably easy to make as it is wedding bells to your taste buds.

Naan Pizza will Rock Your Dinner Party

I approach cooking as a challenge. If I see something that looks amazing I have to try to make it. If I see an oddball ingredient in the store I want to find out what it tastes good in.

That’s why when a friend of ours recently asked Kelly “I found this truffle oil at TJ Maxx. What the hell do you make with it?” I set out to find a dish to use it in that was easy to make and delicious to eat.

Kelly and I had found frozen truffle oil pizza at Trader Joes and I thought that pizza would be a good place to start experimenting.

That same day I happened to be at a local restaurant supply store and found Naan Bread. We hadn’t been able to find it anywhere so I bought some. On the way home the idea struck me that the Naan would make a perfect pizza crust for my experiments. Viola! The Naan-Pizza was born!

Ingredients:

1 piece of Naan Bread about 6” X 8”

1 Tbsp Feta cheese, crumbled

1 Tbsp Goat Cheese, crumbled

1 cup Portabella Mushroom, diced (or Shiitake or whatever kind you like)

1 cup of regular mushrooms, diced

½ Tbsp Parmesan Cheese

1 Tbsp Olive Oil

½ Tbsp butter

Garlic Salt, Oregano, Basil, Black Pepper, Kosher Salt (in generous amounts)

A drizzle of the Truffle Oil

 

The first step is to make a layer of the Feta and Goat cheese on the Naan Bread.

Then sauté the mushrooms in a separate pan with the Olive Oil, butter and spices.

Pour the hot mushrooms over the layered cheese.

Top with the Parmesan Cheese.

Then generously drizzle the Truffle Oil over the entire pizza. If you are new to Truffle Oil start with a nice amount and experiment with varying amounts as you go.

Then bake the pizza in a 350 degree oven for about 15 minutes until the Naan turns brown and crunchy on the edges. Remove from the oven, cut and serve.

As the pizza bakes you will start to smell the wondrous aroma of the truffle oil. I truly think the magic of Truffle Oil is held just as much in its aroma as in its taste.

This is a great appetizer for Dinner Parties or a special Weekend Treat.

Dumpy

Every family has its unsung heros.

You know. The Uncle who makes every Birthday fun. Or the Cousin who makes every Family Reunion a thing to be remembered.

But we are a relatively new Family so our unsung heros are a little less dramatic.

Currently I am of the opinion that our main hero is Dumpy. He’s a Duraworx Lawn Cart we found at Lowe’s.

 

Dumpy in his Pure Sexiness

No matter what we ask of Dumpy (our family nickname for him, that we at first chuckled at but somehow caught on. “can you go get Dumpy?” “No. Dumpy is full of dirt right now”) He responds with a “I Can Do Spirit” and “Get The Hell Outta My Way I Gotta Job To Do” type of attitude. He’s actually very cool and makes me wish I had half his fortitude.

He bears the scars of: The Late Fall Backyard Clearing, The Deck Paint Job of Early ’11 and countless other minor skirmishes. He bears them proudly with no excuses and somehow in an irreverent  defiance to those beneath his status. At the same time he seems to chuckle with a half-smile and understand his place in this Family. He was made to be a workhorse. Nothing Romantic.

Dumpy in all his Macho-ness after a day in the backyard

But, sometimes, I get a feeling He knows we are just a little reliant upon him. He knows the Hasta Replant Mission would have faltered without Him. He knows he owns a special place in the garage and is only put to rest after his tire pressures are checked and a good wash-down is applied.

Sometimes I wish I were Him. Sometimes I am a little bit scared of Him.

 

You’re gonna grill that?

I love to Grill.

Notice I used a capital letter there. Grill. It’s said with a bit of reverence around our house.

There are times when I swear there is a beam of light from the Heavens that shines directly on the Weber on the back deck. I may even hear an angelic choir in the background.

And I am a Charcoal Purist. While a meal cooked on a propane grill is still better than anything cooked on an indoor stove or oven, there is just something better, more exciting to my taste buds when food is cooked over Charcoal (again capitalized).

I cook everything on the Grill. I mean everything. There are times when Kelly says, “Um. You’re going to cook that on the Grill?” And usually about an hour later she is saying, “Wow!” That isn’t a comment on how good I cook; that is a statement about how George Stephen, Sr. of Mt. Prospect, IL is truly a genius for inventing the Weber Grill and its ability to enhance the flavor of anything. Although I’ve never tried it I am pretty sure I could grill an old shoe on my Weber and at least get one or two comments about how it was tastier than was expected.

weber grill, charcoal grill

One evening the grill was still hot, the steaks were a nice warm memory and someone asked, “So, what’s for dessert?” Always willing to please, I looked around the kitchen and saw some Southern Peaches. I remembered a friend of ours had recently sent us this link. So I Grilled them.

Halve your Peaches and place cut-side down on a warm grill. Leave them long enough that they get nice grill marks and start to soften.( I have tried turning them over before but that just tends to burn all the fuzz)

Put them on a plate and drizzle with honey. Sprinkle any kind of slivered nut (We prefer almonds).

Then top each one with a spoonful of Goat Cheese.

And you have yourself a beautiful, delicious, super-simple dessert.

grilled peaches, grilled fruit, eat healthy, fruit dessert

But for an extra-special kick ass dessert top with some Homemade Amaretto Cream instead of the Goat Cheese. I use this topping for a lot of things and it always gets excellent reviews.

You need: Heavy Whipping Cream, Powdered Sugar and your favorite kind of Amaretto (if you don’t have a favorite kind, just get the cheap stuff. It’s an almond-y type liqueur that adds a faint cherry taste).

Pour about a cup of the cream into a mixing bowl and blend until it starts to develop stiff peaks. Add the powdered sugar to really develop it into whipped cream by taste. Usually about a ¼ cup or so.  Then add about a tablespoon of the Amaretto and mix thoroughly. Top your peaches and save the rest. It can last up to a week but it tastes so good you will find yourself putting the extra on everything from cereal to turkey sandwiches. Ok maybe not a turkey sandwich.

What are some things you have grilled that you thought sounded crazy but turned out awesome?

Not About Food

Happy Anniversary Baby

2 Years of fun. 2 Years of Joy. 2 Years of Magic.

I chuckle to myself when I think back to when we first met and I really didn’t like you all that much. Now? All of those same things that irked me a little bit about you are the very exact same reasons I love you so much. You are Strong. You are Confident. You are a Loudmouth (yeah I said it).

But most of all, You are Mine.

I shake my head sometimes when I realize just *how* much perfection God was able to roll up into one package.

Then He called it Kelly

Proper Prior Planning

One of the things Kelly and I started doing a while back was planning our dinners a week ahead of time. We did this almost out of necessity at first due to trying to organize so many people’s schedules and dinner together.

Every Sunday morning as Kelly watches one of her favorite shows CBS Sunday Morning, I sit at the table and peruse the internet for good looking recipes and/or things I saw on the Food Network. It is rather comical as I interrupt her show with “Wow! Baby! Look at this!” then she interrupts my reading with “Hey! Watch this! This is a great segment!” We finally solved that issue by DVR’ing the show.

I write down six dinners. Then Kelly and I look at schedules and assign a day to each of the meals.

Here’s a sample of one of our menus. Kind of hard to read but I wasn’t really planning on it to ever need picture perfection when I wrote it.

weekly menu planning

Ultimately we found some great advantages by doing this:

  • We were inadvertently helping each other to plan the upcoming week which almost completely stopped the conversations that begin by “What? You never told me about that!”
  • We are able to make a very accurate grocery list which helped us save some money and cut down on the “Oooh… This looks really good. Let’s try this” shopping cart fillers.
  • And everyone in the household can look at the menu any particular day and know what’s for dinner.

One thing it also forced me to do was stretch my wings a bit as a cook and try some things I would never have tried before. I would love to tell you every meal since we started this has turned out perfect. They haven’t. I would also love to report that we follow the menu to the letter and have each meal on its exact assigned evening. We haven’t.

But, as cliché as it may sound, I really feel that this has helped us grow as a couple in a whole wide range of ways.

Kelly thinks I should ask if there are any menu items that you guys would want me to share with you. If you can’t read it here’s the menu:

  • Mushroom Burgers with baked sweet potato fries and green beans
  • Clam Chowder with corn on the cob
  • BBQ Chicken Burritos with black beans and Spanish rice
  • Oven-roasted Tilapia with raspberry salsa, rice and balsamic asparagus
  • Maple chili glazed pork medallions with roasted potato cubes and a veggie medley
  • Rib Eye steak with baked potato and corn

Believe it or not none of these dishes are very difficult with just a minimum of prior planning. Which, by the way, is easy because you always know the night before what you need to have ready for the next day.

Juiciest Chicken We Ever Had

I watch the Food Network so often that Kelly calls it my “Food Porn”.

To explain why it fascinates me so much would be rather difficult but I could watch for hours and hours. Immediately after I watch a show though I want to try cooking what I just watched them make on television.

Last year, just before Thanksgiving, I saw a show about brining meat such as turkey and chicken and how it makes it tastier and juicier than preparing it any other way. It made Kelly super nervous that I was bound and determined to brine our turkey for the first time we had Thanksgiving in our new house.

brining chicken

The Cuban in Mocha Momma's Kitchen

If you haven’t heard of brining meat it is a very simple process, similar to marinating, only you use a very high concentration of salt. I know what you’re thinking, “Gah!! Salt is bad for you! You can’t do that!” That’s what Kelly said anyway. But she soon found out that the salt simply acts as a chemical reaction and doesn’t make the meat too salty or cause you to feel like you just crossed a desert and need water.

But she has learned to let me be when it comes to cooking. If for no other reason than I will whine about it long enough she finally gives up on trying to talk me out of it.

The resulting turkey was an amazingly succulent, moist, great-tasting bird.

Since last November I have tried probably dozens of different brines and, if last night’s chicken was any proof, I have the recipe refined enough now to share it. So…

Here’s the stuff you need to get together:

  • A pan big enough to hold however much poultry you are cooking
  • About a gallon of warm, almost hot, water
  • A cup of regular table salt (other salts don’t seem to work as well)
  • About a half cup of powdered sugar (again, other sugars don’t work as well)
  • ¼ cup or so of poultry seasoning
  • ¼ cup or so of smoked paprika
  • ¼ cup or so garlic salt
  • A good sprinkle of ground black pepper

You can fool around with any other spices you’d normally season your poultry with. I’ve used ground chipotle, seasoning salt, ground mustard, etc. The thing to remember is that whatever you put into the brine will be all the seasoning you will be using. After the meat comes out of the brine you do no further seasoning.

Dump all of the seasoning into the warm water and stir long enough that most of the seasoning is dissolved. Not all of it will actually dissolve. (If it does you didn’t use enough salt). Then place the chicken (or whatever poultry you’re using) into the brine. Place in a zip-lock bag or cover with plastic wrap and let sit for no less than one hour depending on the weight. For bigger things like turkey you will want to get a brine bag and let it sit in the refrigerator overnight.

*Key safety point here. Remember you are handling raw poultry so clean your hands, counters, etc accordingly*

When it’s time to remove the chicken from the brine, take a pan big enough to hold the amount you have and layer it with paper towels. Remove the chicken and immediately place on the pan. Then cover with more paper towels. Make sure to pat the chicken dry because any moisture left on the outer skin will boil. When this happens you end up boiling the meat instead of baking or grilling it.

Kelly and I both prefer the grill to the oven but either way is the same as you would normally make any poultry.

The biggest thing to remember is to not overcook the chicken. I fully believe that most people cook a bird till it’s dead and not necessarily until it’s done. If you overcook your chicken it won’t be juicy no matter how you prepared it.

The next thing to remember is that chicken, or any meat for that matter, needs time when it comes off the heat for the juices to redistribute throughout the meat. Before I learned this I would cut into a chicken breast right when I took it off the grill. I couldn’t understand why the bed of rice the chicken was sitting on tasted so good but the chicken breast was dry.  It was because the rice soaked up all the juicy goodness that should have been in the chicken.  And I wasn’t hearing the comments I do now like, “Oh. My. God. This is the juiciest chicken I have ever tasted!” and, “Would you look at that! This chicken is so juicy it’s dripping!”

This has my own homemade BBQ Sauce

All in all, I can assure you that both Kelly and I are pretty pleased that we experimented with brining. Actually we have even brined pork chops and steak as well as chicken. It just seems to have a greater effect on poultry. Has anyone else ever tried brining? Any other recipes?

If you haven’t tried it, I can’t stress enough how easy it is. Try it tonight and see if I’m right.